AT&T Advertises iPhone 5 Uh..no, 4S Device
I would like you to focus on a topic that we are all familiar with, and start it off with a quote…
A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies.
— Alfred Lord Tennyson
Some say that there is no word in any vocabulary, dialect, lingo, or language as dirty and as unbecoming as a lie. No foul words nor four letter metaphors have the muster to out do a lie.
What is a lie? Well here is what Merriam – Webster has to say…
4lie
noun \ˈlī\
Definition of LIE
1
a: an assertion of something known or believed by the speaker to be untrue with intent to deceive b: an untrue or inaccurate statement that may or may not be believed true by the speaker
lie, prevaricate, equivocate, palter, fib mean to tell an untruth. lie is the blunt term, imputing dishonesty <lied about where he had been>. prevaricate softens the bluntness of lie by implying quibbling or confusing the issue <during the hearings the witness did his best to prevaricate>. equivocate implies using words having more than one sense so as to seem to say one thing but intend another <equivocated endlessly in an attempt to mislead her inquisitors>. palter implies making unreliable statements of fact or intention or insincere promises <a swindler paltering with his investors>. fib applies to a telling of a trivial untruth <fibbed about the price of the new suit>.
I will now take you into the cold hard truth!
The truth is…NO! THERE WILL BE NO iPHONE 5 RELEASED NOW OR ANYTIME IN THE REMAINDER OF THE YEAR OF 2011! Does that hurt your feelings? Yes, well I’m sure it does; considering that idea that a lamb does not know the difference between a door marked slaughter house, and another door marked feeding house. Yet iLies coheres everyone into believing the doors with the skull and cross bone markings are good when it is painted white and has apps inside!
MORE FACTS YOU GUYS: AT&T has officially placed on their website the advertisement for the Apple iPhone 5 4S, and is to be released on the 14th of October this month. Do redirect your attention to the above placed picture. #FACT
iPersonally don’t blame Apple for being Apple. iBlame the users and the buyers that made the once head man Steve Jobs and everyone else that sells us fruit from ‘The tree of the knowledge of good and evil’ the rich and wealthy businessmen and Women they are today.
Some are calling October 14th (the iPhone 4S release day) Steve Jobs day. Which is odd to me. Why, at the new headman of Apple, Tim Cook’s first keynote was the former CEO not present for the function?
I’ll let you tell it! I feel a disturbance in the force, do you feel it? I sense a fermenting Apple in the future.
I also believe people will begin to no longer look for the doors with the ‘Feeding or Slaughter House’ markings and start looking through a Window for a brighter future. But that’s just me…!
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