Published on May 30th, 2012 | by Jerry1
The Zombie Apocalypse is coming!
Ok, so according to Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan it’s better to prepared as this shit might go down soon. So please read and take notes on how to prepare yourself for the zombie take over. Also if your tarveling to Japan be careful as your massage might not end with a happy ending! More like your damn face being ate off! Unless of course you were any good at Left 4 Dead 1 or 2, you might have a chance. Have a good day.
In a bizarre blog post, the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention released an article titled, 101: Zombie Apocalypse.” The craziest part is that CDC officials say they are dead serious.
“There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for,” the post reads. “Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency.”
The post was written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan and describes how to survive when faced against “flesh-eating zombies”
Get it? “Dead serious” bahaha